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How can farts and bad breath be design perks?
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Atom 74 asked:
I know thats totally crass. But if everything apparently has a well designed process, than what is this one all about. Just curious.
Rapid Cure for Bad Breath
I know thats totally crass. But if everything apparently has a well designed process, than what is this one all about. Just curious.
Rapid Cure for Bad Breath


December 21st, 2007 at 12:52 pm
In what sense? (Or scents?)
December 22nd, 2007 at 10:18 pm
That is a peculiar question all right.
December 25th, 2007 at 11:41 am
If the pressure isnt relieved, you have a real problem.
Bad breathe is caused by free will. I love garlic, my friends not so much.
December 26th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Those with bad breath are typically designed to be @ss kissers
December 27th, 2007 at 4:51 am
Would you rather spontaneously combust?
December 27th, 2007 at 7:34 am
makes you a little less full of s–t.
December 29th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
it is better to fart and waste it than to burp and taste it
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:16 am
They can be used to ward off unwanted advances from potential suitors.
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:46 am
Bad breath can tell you to brush your teeth because if not you’ll get THE GUM DISEASE KNOWN AS GINGIVITIS.
Farts…. I don’t know.
January 5th, 2008 at 1:47 am
Exactly! More reasons not to be a theist.
January 6th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I’m trying to figure out what this has to do with spirituality and religion.
Is this an anti-evolution argument? If so, are you alleging that God, having created man in his own image, has bad breath and gas?
January 9th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
They let you know your body needs care and preventive maintenance, or else something worse will happen like a bowel blockage or gingivitis, infection, cavity, and so forth. It isn’t a design flaw though, it’s learned through time and evolution that these smells indicate something needs attention or adjustment in one’s diet or hygiene.
January 10th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Have you ever held gas in? Painful, huh? Better to let it out…great design.
Bad breath? Brush your teeth.
January 12th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Farts are a way of getting rid of gasses that we don’t need. Bad breath is a result of the bacteria that live in our mouth, the smell doesn’t actually help us at all, it’s just the end result of them helping themselves to the food in our mouths.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:41 am
Its something of a law in the universe that things change from raw materials into usable energy. In one end, out the other. Byproducts of health and vitality are the result of a well functioning organism that takes one thing and without any thought receives the full benefit of its contribution to the system.
Every industrial smokestack, automobile engine, machine or device pays homage to the Creator’s process.