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recipe for bad breath?

bad breath
Mehera asked:

if you had to concoct a recipe for bad breath what would a. the ingredients and b. the method be?

most disgusting or clever reply wins best answer (…and in case your wondering mine is the sweetest and smells of violets)
for example – here’s mine

first eat a pickled egg washed down by several glasses of red wine, then eat some sherbert and drink a whisky with a baileys chaser, now have a huge cigar. now go to bed, not bothering to brush your teeth. wake up the following morning, have a double expresso and a couple of lambert and butlers and hey presto – breath of a hippo!

Rapid Cure for Bad Breath

9 comments - What do you think?  Posted by Sandman - September 15, 2012 at 11:13 pm

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