How can farts and bad breath be design perks?

15 thoughts on “How can farts and bad breath be design perks?”

1. In what sense? (Or scents?)

2. That is a peculiar question all right.

3. If the pressure isnt relieved, you have a real problem.

   Bad breathe is caused by free will. I love garlic, my friends not so much.

4. Those with bad breath are typically designed to be @ss kissers

5. Would you rather spontaneously combust?

6. makes you a little less full of s–t.

7. it is better to fart and waste it than to burp and taste it

8. They can be used to ward off unwanted advances from potential suitors.

9. Bad breath can tell you to brush your teeth because if not you’ll get THE GUM DISEASE KNOWN AS GINGIVITIS.

   Farts…. I don’t know.

10. Exactly! More reasons not to be a theist.

11. I’m trying to figure out what this has to do with spirituality and religion.

    Is this an anti-evolution argument? If so, are you alleging that God, having created man in his own image, has bad breath and gas?

12. They let you know your body needs care and preventive maintenance, or else something worse will happen like a bowel blockage or gingivitis, infection, cavity, and so forth. It isn’t a design flaw though, it’s learned through time and evolution that these smells indicate something needs attention or adjustment in one’s diet or hygiene.

13. Have you ever held gas in? Painful, huh? Better to let it out…great design.

    Bad breath? Brush your teeth.

14. Farts are a way of getting rid of gasses that we don’t need. Bad breath is a result of the bacteria that live in our mouth, the smell doesn’t actually help us at all, it’s just the end result of them helping themselves to the food in our mouths.

15. Its something of a law in the universe that things change from raw materials into usable energy. In one end, out the other. Byproducts of health and vitality are the result of a well functioning organism that takes one thing and without any thought receives the full benefit of its contribution to the system.
    Every industrial smokestack, automobile engine, machine or device pays homage to the Creator’s process.

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