br_burns asked:
My fellow employees’ breath should be rated R , or maybe NC-17. After he talks to me I usually have to read the bible a little bit to get some spiritual comfort after the vile attack on my nostrils is over.
I think it would be funny to hear some of your similar bad breath stories…
Not workmate but a group mate during university. She would sit next to me, use the eraser and then blow at the paper. (shudder). I learned to keep mints with me and offer her without looking at her, pretending to pay attention to the lecture. She could never say no 😉
My colleagues know my keen sense of smell and get a good laugh whenever they see me confronted by someone with bad breath. I keep backing off slowly and the other person keeps moving forward until I get “rescued” by someone.
Wow, dude. You should file a workplace abuse complaint! We had a guy like that at the local “watering hole.” I used to call him Monster Breath. He also got nicknames like “Toe Jam Face,” but he never fixed the problem!
Oh my! Bad breath, yes, there is this sweet elderly lady at my church. She is very loving and very sweet, however; her mouth smells as though someone died inside of it. Every time she speaks to me wants to hug me or give me a kiss on my cheek. I just want to puke. It is so nasty, however, how do you tell a women who is 85 years old that her mouth smells like death. Oh my. Thanks for the laugh. God bless****
I haven’t gotten close enough to experience the bad breath, but one has so much plague on her teeth (and in between her teeth) it is absolutely gross. She’s as sweet as pie, but her mouth is “hammer-time”! Crazy thing is…we have a great dental plan at our job. Go figure.
OMG!! I have a co-worker from Korea, and she obviously uses a TON of garlic in her cooking, her breath reeks horribly! She is such a sweetheart, I would not dream of hurting her feelings, though.
Yes, i think everione gets bad breath sometimes.