what would you do if you found yourself talking with Jesus and you notice he has bad breath?

19 thoughts on “what would you do if you found yourself talking with Jesus and you notice he has bad breath?”

1. I would make myself wake up. That’s the only place I could meet him.

2. Offer him a Certs?

3. I would wonder aloud if perhaps he had a fecal infusion.

4. The same thing I would do under any circumstance. Be polite and try not to inhale it.

5. I would tell him to lay off the Jack and garlic.

6. “Talk to the hand, dude.”

7. Slap myself for taking so much LSD that I was talking to a mythical creature…

8. in this situation, maybe I do not even notice his bad breath, jst I will ask my questions.

9. God wouldn’t have bad breath, He is perfect

10. Dude’s a zombie.

    If you agreed to the date, you have to realize its gonna come with some baggage.

    Grab that little bowl of freebie mints at the desk when you walk into the restaurant if it bugs you, nad put it between you on the table.

    He’ll get the picture.

11. I’d go straight to the hospital as imaginary/disintegrated people shouldn’t be visible or able to have smelly breath.

12. I would offer him a mint since I have a huge bucket of holiday ones.

    But generally it’s impolite to tell someone they have bad breath even your gardner.

13. Corpses dead over 2000 years are expected to have bad breath if you find yourself talking to one.

14. Offer him a mint? toothpaste? my toothbrush? Whatever.

15. I take it you have an inferiority complex cuz yu uuuuugly.

16. I would tell you to accept that you have bad breath and request Jesus (P.B.U.H) to pray for you so that you stop telling lies and take care of your dental and oral health.

17. Aren’t you the same ‘user’ who complained, last week, about receiving so many violation reports???? When you post idiotic questions like THIS, do you even have to ask WHY??? Is shallowness a virtue to you???

18. I would go to the closest insane asylum and have myself committed for speaking with imaginary fairytale people.

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