Douglas c asked:
I see lots of posts about being nice when telling someone they need to gargle. However, I like being mean. How can I tell someone that their breath stinks in a comical and mean way with total disregard for political correctness? give me some ideas.
umm that’s kind of mean. i’d suggest NOT telling someone that?
I ‘M AN ASSSHOLE AND YOUR BREATH STINKS
“who farted”
“did you step in poo”
:/
Just tell them they need to wash out their mouth with soap and water, then to eat a tube of tooth paste.
Uh, you been making like a dog, eating, s–t!!!!!!!
ask them if a buffalo died in their mouth
Offer some mint candies or peppermint tea to them. They should get the message unless they are moron.
Have 2 people hold them down and force some scope into thier mouth and scream “Here you stinky #^$%! This is called mouthwash! We should have done this a long time ago!
Spray them in the face with breath spray and tell him to take the hint!! Oh i dont know im not a very mean person !!!
brush your teeth they are so yellow they almost glow in the dark
did yur mom suff a dirty sock in your mouth or is that just yor breath
Just cut right to it man. Say: Your mouthwash isn’t cutting it.
Just totally call them out on their breath ( preferably in front of more people). Ever heard of flossing, yea you might want to look into that.
Tell them:
I don’t want to be mean but you need Listerine not a sip not a swallow but the whole dam bottle! LOL
when was the last time you used a toothbrush
do your parents feed you shit and then not let you brush your teeth?
your breath smells worse than you
hey do you have a mask I can borrow?
I’d be just as concerned with someone around me that insists and enjoys on being mean and making someone feel badly about their breath, as i would about the bad breath person. At least their issue of bad stinkiness can be fixed. You, on the other hand, are just someone with very little moral fiber and that is even less desirable in society.
Good Luck with your equally offensive problem.
DO YOU NOT HAVE AN A* HOLE? BECAUSE YOUR BREATH STINKS!!! there you go, you did ask…. I do believe that’s the worst way to put it.