How do you tell someone they have bad breath in a mean way?

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Douglas c asked:

I see lots of posts about being nice when telling someone they need to gargle. However, I like being mean. How can I tell someone that their breath stinks in a comical and mean way with total disregard for political correctness? give me some ideas.

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6 thoughts on “How do you tell someone they have bad breath in a mean way?”

  1. Offer them a stick of gum while pinching your nose or buy a small bottle of mouthwash and leave it on their desk. lol

  2. Just ask them “what crawled down your throat and died”?
    or, “did you by chance eat one of your own shoes”? or, “smells like your exhaust is backing up”.

  4. Dude What Did You Eat Your Breath Smells Like A Dead Skunk

    Dude did you brush your teeth today ? Your breath smells like a gallon of spoiled milk

    Good Luck
    Gordon

  5. Here ya go!
    Tell the person “Your breath smells like something crawled up your @ss into your mouth, died, and then came back to life just long enough to fart.”

    That should do it.
    I hope you know this person very well and are only joking around.

  6. just scream at the top of your lungs “YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE A FESTERING CARCASS OR TOXIC WASTE, GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU FILTHY LOSER!!!”
    then you can laugh and say “i’m kidding, dude…but really, your breath smells like a**”

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