Douglas c asked:
I see lots of posts about being nice when telling someone they need to gargle. However, I like being mean. How can I tell someone that their breath stinks in a comical and mean way with total disregard for political correctness? give me some ideas.

ask when are they gonna take care of that dragon breath.
my question to you is why does it make you so happy to be so mean to others?
“Your breathe would gag a maggot”
Why do you want to be mean?
“Hello? Tic Tac..you need one.”
Did you forget to brush or did you just get done with a giant bowl of diarrhea?
I think George Carlin said it best
“Your breath would knock a buzzard off a Sh** wagon”
but really- have you checked your own lately?
Your breath smells like cheesy curdled vomit. I hate you
Who sh*t in your mouth?
I would never be mean to anyone about there breath but, here’s one for you.
Hey dude did you forget to brush this morning cause it smells like you’ve been eating a kity litter box.
I would love to give you advice on how to tell someone their breath is bad however you wanting to tell someone so not only are they going to feel bad about their breath they are going to feel lower than……mmmm….you ….not going to do it..Got to much of it going on in the world already. You will have to learn how to be a jackass from someone else.
what the f**k did you eat this morning?!your breath smells like you put your head in the toilet and had a fiest of sh*t..lmao..