11 thoughts on “What is your worst bad breath horror story?”

  1. It wasn’t mine but at my wedding a groomsman came up to me and asked if the maid of honor threw up because when they danced it said it was horrid….she always had breath like that. I’d always have gum or breath mints to give her.
    Nice girl but horrid breath

  2. well in 4th grade i had this friend breonna and she had braces but appartly she didnt know to clean them omg it was horrible u couldnt even tlka to her

  3. My ex husband…. if he would drink red wine and eat something with a lot of garlic in it he would stink so bad…….
    OHHH I will never miss it…lol… I can remember walking into our bedroom if he was sleeping and gage…..
    YIKES*******

  4. When i first dated this sexy, fine-looking, chiseled guy named Jarvis Scott. I mean this man was gorgeous. But the first time he leaned in to give me a kiss, it smelled like fresh parmesan cat-diarrhea lit on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was the worst smell of all times. Thank you.

  5. I knew this guy in college who was in my lab classes. Whenever we did an experiment together, he’d come closer and talk and as soon as he says the first few words, you’d like want to throw up right infront of his face because the breath was so bloody wicked that I bet the whole class thought I was about to faint.

  6. This is so gross. One time, I was talking to a group of friends. We were all hanging out at a low-key club, there was a guy that I liked there as well. My breath was pretty rank, I know, even I could smell it. My girlfriend interupted me, “Does anyone else smell that?” I felt my face get hot. She really got grossed out and asked the bartender/waitress to check for a dead animal.

  7. well, my boyfriend of 7yrs never really brushed his teeth. i loved him i guess which is why i stayed with him in spite of his flaws but omg……….it was horrible. he would PROBABLY brush them like once a week and then he didn’t brush his tongue so there goes that. i never kissed him of corse. we’re not together anymore though, not for that reason.

  8. It was at prom: My dress was wonderful and my clutch was beautiful. I usually have a really good mouth routine, and I didn’t know that they would be serving food, and had a homemade meal of something that had onions, liver, and garlic. Not a good combination AT ALL. Throughout that night i was trying to dance with my date, and he was trying to dance far away from me. He offered me some breath mints, so I took the hint, but the damage was done and the breath lasted until the limo ride back home. It was so embarrassing and I didn’t talk to anyone after I realized that my breath was so bad…

  9. One night I had a dream that I had gotten together with the woman that I am now married to. In the dream she caught me having sex with a blonde woman. I told her about this and the next day we made love for the first time. Right aftrer I left her house I went to the bar and hit on her blonde cousin to see if it was her, from my dream. She spurned my advance, and I found out later that she told the bar owner that, “the next time Sloan tries to pick up on a woman he should first do something about his wretched breath”. That’s the only one that I can think of. By the way I am THE ALL AMERICAN!!!!

  10. It was today, after school lunch.

    We had chicken fajitas, not too bad. But WAIT! There’s more. I put jalepenos and taco sauce on it also. To top that off, I had boiled cabbage and, once I sat down, I realized my milk was sour.

    Blech! Disgusting meal, but you haven’t heard the worst of it.

    After lunch, my crush came up to me.

    “So, are you doing anything this weekend?”
    “No…”
    *Crush makes a face*
    “Mmkay, bye then!”

    I’ve got to start carrying mints.

  11. It was a patient who hadn’t had a cleaning in probably 10+ years. I had to take a full set of x-rays on him, which at my fastest takes 10 minutes, so I had to hold my breath under my mask to keep from gagging.

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